Great piece of writing on Street Carnage:

Every red-blooded American male will always remember two things: their first blowjob, and the moment they discovered that socialism doesn’t work.

My first blowjob was nothing to write home about — it tasted like ball sweat and salt and I get nauseous just thinking about it.

Here was the moment I discovered that socialism didn’t work:

I was flying to Germany on a business trip. The guy I was with a REAL hardened whoremonger — the kind of guy who brags that he’s banged girls on every continent, and who can rattle off the names of strip clubs like the end of girls girls girls.

The rest of the story after the jump - http://bit.ly/smM73